Not Me Monday

What an amazing week. The good the bad and the ugly (being Robs leg and stomach). So here goes my not me Monday list. First I did not get all dressed up and put make up on for the first time in 8 months and then no one but my son notice. That would not happen to me because my husband looks at me closely and appreciates when I try to look nice for him.
I most certainly do not enjoy the fact that home health comes daily because it makes me clean my house; I would never say that because I know I should keep a clean house for my husband and family.
I did not spit mountain dew all over my laptop this week. I do not believe in spitting and would never do such a thing (remind me later to explain that one).
Okay this is bad, so please do not laugh too hard but
I did not discover a fish hook and line in my underwear after wearing them for a hour. Not me because I have taught my DD to check clothes for stains and such before washing them. And even if she did not notice, I would have noticed way before the hour mark.
I did not make a triple batch of strawberry muffins while cleaning the kitchen and getting three girls dressed. I also did not forget to add the sugar and baking soda. I did not do this and I most certainly did not waste 3 cups strawberries and 3 cups flours and 6 eggs and a large thing of yogurt. If I had done all of this then I most certainly did not forget to write down the name of the blog I got the recipe from.
I did not ask my husband to put the phone on speaker in the surgeon’s office so I would know he told her everything. Not me, because my husband tells me everything.
I most certainly did not miss the first love and respect class at church, I know how much we need this and I would not forget something so important.
I did not tell my husband he could have a quickie this evening because my show was on, I would never think before I could speak especially when I was talking about changing his dressing.
Okay last one, I most certainly am not taking hula classes with my daughters, and since I am not taking hula classes I would most certainly not pick up Grace and run her to the bathroom to change her forgetting that I did not have shoes on. That would be totally gross and I would not do that especially since we are trying to keep as many germs out of our house as possible.