Only in my Life

This week: *my boys spilled a entire container of strawberry quick all over the floor and rolled in it *my dog was found on the roof twice. this is how I know it is spring *the topsoil we bought had plastic, glass and trash in it *my child told me it was my fault he got a ticket for running a stop sign, since he was running a errand for me *I went for a manicure and pedicure but had to hold my shirt a certain way because the wire decided to pop out of my bra. *I had to place three supply orders because I kept forgetting things *my son has learned to milk goats only he thinks the goats are urinating on him. *