not me monday

This week I ask you to take a look at MckMamma's blog to see how you can pray for this beautiful family. This is going to be a long week for them.
We have had a wonderful week. This morning I did not bribe my dear daughter with a piece of candy if she would take the wipes to daddy and ask him to change her because I did not want to. I would never wake my husband up just to change our daughter.
I did not get excited because I taught my daughter to urinate in a stable when we were visiting horses this weekend. I think this is gross and would never encourage it.
Because my husband is a hard working man I would never try to sneak to bed early on family night without him noticing.
I most certainly did not throw a load of clothes of laundry back in the dryer just so it would look like I had put away all the laundry, I would never do this because I am always on top of things and put my laundry away.
okay you are not allowed to laugh or judge me on the next ones. I most certainly after baking for 2 weeks go to the bathroom and pull out a new metal tooth scraper (like they use at the dentist)and clean all the little parts of my kitchen aide mixer. I would never waste a dental tool and my appliances definitely never get dirty enough to need such drastic measures. I also did not use my melon baler to clean out the pumpkin because it had sharp edges and I was too lazy to put real work into it.
I also did not say excuse me and then pull a piece of Carmel corn off a strange mans butt this week. I honestly have no clue why this bothered me so much and why I thought this would be my business.
Because I love my children and we had been in the car for a hour I would never have stopped and bought myself a mountain dew slushy and nothing for my crying kids. I also would never buy said slushy for 2 or 3 days in a row.
Thank you for reading my blog and for laughing with me. I would love to hear about all of your mishaps this week