Monday, November 8, 2010
We are taking the class called Laugh your way to a better marriage in small group and can I just say the man is funny. Last night we talked about the three letter word, the word most Christians shy away from. So I took a few notes and thought I would share. These are not his quotes.
1. Wearing a condem is like eating ice cream with a sock on your tongue. I about spit my chips across the room. No hate mail needed remember I am only giving a small tidbit of what he said.
2. Blue ball- no man has been in the morgue with blue balls. No teenage boy is going to die from blue ball. Blue balls are not from lack of ejaculation but from too much stimulation. AHH, never understood that one.
3. When talking about how woman have nursing babies hanging from you all day and children touching all day. Then your hubby comes home and wants sex, he says hang a pair of monkeys from your testicles all day and then see if you want touched. Again I about spit food across the room.
4. Oh and I may have heard the phrase "yank your weiner".
I am telling you at some nights during the video I was almost in tears as he talked about how much Porn is destroying us. And at other times I was laughing so hard I had to cross my legs.
Labels: Miscellany Monday