It is not me who is 2 months past time getting her teeth cleaned.
It is not me who is one step away from becoming a respite care provider and just keep dragging my feet.
It is not me who is eating chips with melted cheese on it because I am too lazy to think of something healthy.
It is not my husband who picked up “deployment uniforms” today.
It is not me who enjoys having company because it forces me to straighten up.
It is not me who made coal this morning and plans on putting it in a bowl and leaving it on the counter until Christmas.
It is not me who is really tired and wants to skip school so I can take a nap today.