not me monday

First let me say as much as I love not me Monday this is going to be a totally lame one because I do not feel up to normal.
I am a proper lady and a adult and never use the word lame, someone else must have written the first line.
I did not take my kids to get ice cream when it was 29 degrees outside, I would never do this when I myself thinks she is getting a cold.
I did not get beyond aggravated at my printer for not 4 copies of a paper for the kids. I did not have to have my husband tell me that I was printing page 4 not 4 copies. Surely my computer is smart enough to say WAKE UP WOMEN you are hitting the wrong button.
My daughter did not tell me "I accidentaly ate your snack". My daughter would never save food for me and then eat it.
This week I did not make cake pops just to take a picture of them, Really who does that! I did not then have to throw away 2 batches of chocolates because I ruined them. I am not willing to go buy more chocolate just to see if I can make them look better than the last ones.
I am not throwing a pity party that my husband is leaving in 3 days. I am a good army wife and would never complain.
my friend has not told me 10 times that Officers hit the pavement in Airborne school. She would never put that thought in my hand and then remind me of it. Really I know she is just messing with us.
I am not moving in 5 weeks, I can not will not, move in 5 weeks. The reality is not just now hitting me that we will have no house, no church and no counselors. I am not totally freaking out about this move more than any other move. I am a strong army wive and things like moves do not affect me.