Red Robin

Have you seen the red robin commercial where the boy jumps out the window? My son saw it today and it started a conversation.
Son: mom, have you ever had a boy jump out your window
Me: no
Son: did dad ever have a girl jump out his window
Me: yes but she ran out the front door as his parents came
In the back door
Son: that is wrong; he should have not done that
Me: and to think he went on to marry her
Son: dad has been divorced!!!!!!!!!!
Me: I did not say that
Son: but you said he married a bad girl
Daughter says: HE was dating you mom
Son: oh but you said it was a bad girl, you a bad girl?
Then this conversation happened
Daughter: mom you know that is going to be me one day
Me: you are not sneaking in a boy’s room
Daughter: yes because it is a family tradition and we need family traditions
Me: no way
Daughter: okay well you did teach me how to cook; I guess that is a good one