Seriously

Seriously, my son is 15, when did that happened and where was I.
Seriously, why do I avoid wiping the walls down in my house even though I know every day I look at them I am disgusted.
Seriously, why does this puppy have to love me so much when she knows I did not want her?
Seriously, how much more are we going to spend at the vet in one month?
Seriously, I am done with my Christmas shopping and I could not be more excited. Now it is time to enjoy the holiday.
Seriously my mother in law is coming down next week and I cannot wait. I love how we set around and talk.
Seriously, I want to teach a class to young married women about how to love your mother in law. I wish I loved and understood her early in our marriage the way I do now.
Seriously, why did it take three attempts at opening a new savings account, DON’T YOU WANT OUR MONEY!
Seriously, we owe nothing on credit cards, this is not a brag this is a amazing statement that I need to remind myself of daily when we are in “want” of something.
Seriously, want to work on getting our other debt taken care of so we can scream “DEBT FREE”.
Seriously, I have had an upset stomach for 2.5 weeks, how is that possible and why. We thought it was stress but the stress is gone and it I am still not feeling well.
Seriously, I ordered my Christmas cards and cannot wait to get them mailed out before December first.
Pamela

Seriously

Seriously- they are not accepting red heads anymore in sperm banks. I am sorry but that was hilarious.
Seriously, you had my friend and had her take her autistic daughter to the ER for a bump on the head.
Seriously, you accused her of child abuse because of a bump on the head
Seriously, in your face that that crazy bump that made you strip her daughter down to her panties so you could look for other signs of abuse was JUST A SPIDER BITE.
Seriously, I would have lost it if that would have been my daughter
Seriously, if your employee “Ashley” calls here and ask for my husband with a teenage voice as if you know him personally AGAIN I am going to climb through the phone and ring her neck.
Seriously, Jesus died on the cross for me, ME who is constantly doing wrong. This still amazes me daily.
Seriously, we are going to have the best weekend at the beach. I am so excited to get away for the weekend.
Seriously, If someone does not help me decorate my daughters room I may cry, it is driving me batty.
Seriously will I ever be able to quilt again. I have all the fabric but just need the time to do it.
Pamela

Seriously Thursday

1. Seriously, how do we keep losing our remote control for the TV in the living room.
2. Seriously, with all the apps out there why do they not make one so I can use my phone as a remote control.
3. Seriously if you have my Diva cup please return it, joke over, I am scared to think what toy it is in.
4. Seriously, I should clean out our medicine cabinet to make sure I did not drop it behind something.
5. Seriously, papa johns when I called to say our pizza is 20 minutes late do not lie and say it has left the building. Only to be told 20 minutes later it was not even ordered.
6. Seriously, Army I missed sleeping with my husband last night, please send him home tonight.
7. Seriously, I have a TON of food storage so why do I not have what I want when I need it.
8. Seriously, bank accounts get your act together and stop spending my money so I can by fun things like a pedicure.
9. Seriously, children I know you do the laundry but I am so tired of you washing the same things over and over to avoid putting them away.
10. Seriously, my little OCD child we have many things in common but if you do not stop re arranging my pantry area I may scream.
11. Seriously, thank you for the cooler weather nights and mornings, I am sleeping better but it is really hard to wake up and get out from under the blankets.
12. Seriously, daughter thank you for washing my comforter after your dog got sick on it, but why did you put the comforter back on my bed wet. Climbing into a cold damp bed is not so much fun.
13. Seriously, this has been fun and I feel better.

Pamela

Seriously Thursday

Seriously, I need to edit my post because earlier in the week I wrote my mother in law was coming in town. A friend is coming in town. I wish my mother in law was coming in town, I miss her and would love to talk to her. She does make great potato candy too but I am sure she I have asked her one too many times to make it. I am excited to see friends this weekend.
Seriously, I realized at 10pm last night that I left a HUGE bag of ice in the floor of the fellowship hall at our church last night. UGG, I feel so bad. Why do I not have a brain?
Seriously, I need to get motivated and get my house clean.
Seriously, I took four kids (not 50) into Wal-mart yesterday and you would have thought I was on show. They were being really good.
Seriously, I love old people. I really, really have a heart for them but they make it very difficult to shop with small children. They love to stop and talk to them and I do not have the heart to say no.
Seriously, Irene, you rock for leaving my house alone. Thanks for bringing enough winds for my kids to play.
Seriously, we have finished our first week of school and it has gone better than I thought.
Seriously, it is hard to come up with things to complain about.
Seriously, how is my water bill $80 when it has ran no more than 50 for the last 18 months.
Pamela

Seriously Thursday

Seriously, I love having a place to be able to vent.
Seriously, waiting in line at bojangles for 35 minutes last month still makes me irritated.
Seriously, I am so excited about our family retreat.
Seriously having my husband and dog sick on the same day is not okay with me.
Seriously, I saw a dog go into our church tonight. I do not know why it shocked me so much, it is not like it is a big deal.
Seriously, I have cut way back on my mountain dew intake and it is not helping my head aches. So I think I should be able to go back on it.
Seriously this weekend is going to be CRAZY, I have a cookout, a pampered chef party, and a baby shower. AHHHHHHHHHHH, I will need a nap Sunday afternoon for sure.
Seriously, why can my teen not just straighten up and smile for a picture. It is not like I am asking him to give up something important. Just smile for a stinking picture. His kids are going to think he had a miserable life.
Seriously, the bathroom in our wal-mart smells amazing. Every time I go I remind myself to call the main company and tell them how good it smells.
Seriously, why is my life so boring that I am smelling the bathroom at wal-mart. Who does that?
Seriously, if one more sales person knocks on my door during dinner and ask me to buy meat or carpet cleaning I am going to scream.
Pamela

Seriously Thursday

Seriously-My daughter drew a very accurate picture of me, including my hair up in a pony tail and my feet on the coffee table. I told her she did a great job. She said “yes, I drew you skinner, a lot skinner”. Thanks child.
Seriously= we are going on a family retreat soon. It is on a beach. My son asked me if he could stay home. I said no way we will be gone three days. But mom I can stay home by myself. UMMM, NO you are only 14. Mom it would be a great test. While he is so much more responsible than I was at his age there is no way I am leaving my baby home alone over night.
Seriously- after last week’s run in with the leasing agency, I had a wonderful phone call with them this week. I held my tongue and did not once say “I told you so”.
Seriously- we had contractors here all day on Monday pounding and drilling and pounding and drilling. The only problem is they did not finish what they started and they have not come back to finish.
Seriously-I have the best husband in the world. He is really trying to step up to the plate and help me more. Now I just need to be better about telling him so.
Seriously- we start school soon, I am so excited to get back on schedule but need to get everything ready. I am wondering how I will keep up with little kids and big kids at the same time.
Pamela