Sunday, May 9, 2010

Not me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
Not me is a little harder now that I am trying to write my hero daily and tell him all the silliness that goes on.
Let me start with Mother’s Day, I did not lose my mom’s mother’s day card and then refuse to buy another one. This is not a big deal because I did not technically mail her a birthday gift and half of her CHRISTmas gift is still here. I am a much better daughter than this and she deserves better.
I have my act together so well that I did not cry when I realized that KFC gave me liver instead of a chicken breast. No one in there right brain would cry over something so silly.
I did not choose to ignore the fact that I had not seen dirty panties this week and assume that when Grace said she was putting them in the dirty laundry she was. I was not surprised to reach into my basket of clean laundry this morning and find four pair of poopy panties. This would never happen because for one I would not have a four year old pooping in her panties and two because I do not have a basket of clean laundry setting in my room for a week. If you want to be honest it is not me who has 3 more loads setting on my couch waiting for someone to put them away.
I am trying hard to be on my cell phone less as I drive. This week I pulled over to talk to my husband. It was not me who realized Grace had gotten unbuckled and was naked in the back of the van. This did not happen because I always pay attention to my children and we do not keep extra clothes in the van for her to change into.
One morning this week I did not send a kid to the van and realize that my van was left unlocked with the keys in it all night. I am on top of things and would never let this happen.
It is not me that makes sure the house is straighten up before bed because I know that the Army does not make notifications in the night but they arrive at your house at 7am and in case that van ever pulls in my driveway at 7am I want to make sure they have some place to set. This is surely not me because I do not have these kind of fears.
I hope everyone had a great week and has lots of not me’s to publish so I do not feel so bad.


Jeanette Huston said...

Following you from friday follow.

Jeanette Huston

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